Inspector Aficionado Pillows

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

The Anti-Agent

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Barks in code.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

"I'm the bad guy..."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Quality Control

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.