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''Have you got any cockroaches?"

The Anti-Agent

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Barks in code.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"What was I thinking?!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Banana Split Personality

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"I'm the bad guy..."

That party went well.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Quality Control

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.