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Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Banana Split Personality

When Engineers Crack.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'Nobody understands me at reasonable fees.'

"Curiosity."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

PastFuture.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Excessive Paperwork

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"I don't do cover ups!"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"Have you ever thought of your needs first?"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'Ugh. Every single day.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"I'd say we all have our burrows, Katie. Sure, mine might literally be a hole in the ground... yours might be that inner Katie that nobody really knows."

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"