Inspection Aficionados Gifts

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Banana Split Personality

When Engineers Crack.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'Nobody understands me at reasonable fees.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Curiosity."

PastFuture.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Excessive Paperwork

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"I don't do cover ups!"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"Have you ever thought of your needs first?"

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'Ugh. Every single day.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"I'd say we all have our burrows, Katie. Sure, mine might literally be a hole in the ground... yours might be that inner Katie that nobody really knows."

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'