Inspection Enthusiast Gifts

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Where are the fire exits?"

"I'm sorry sir, we are now closed."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

When Engineers Crack.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

IRS Audit Section

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Where you went wrong' Desk.