Sniffer Dog Enthusiasts Pillows

"This may be past it's use-by date."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

'Best tracker I ever had.'

'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"He's angry about getting old."

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"Don’t even think about it!"

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

His master's vice - heroin!

Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

'It used to be that I'd sniff out drugs on the job and leave it at that, but then they started to call me...'

Dog Poop in the Snow