Jobbing Actors Gifts

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Leslie Caron.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Joan Hickson

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Reese Witherspoon

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Stunt lemmings.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

Woody Allen

Drama Llama

"Accepting for..."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Melanie Griffith

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Janet Leigh

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Just a little heads up!

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'