Island Idler Gifts

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Club Antisocial

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Arf! Arf!'

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...