Idyllic Idler Gifts

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Citizen of the world.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

PIna Colada

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Desert Island Fantasies

Easter Egg Island

"Noooooooooooo!"