Idler At Heart Gifts

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Man fishing with large bait

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Didgeridoo

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Jack in the box on strike.

Puppies

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug