Idler At Heart Gifts

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Didgeridoo

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Jack in the box on strike.

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Puppies