Philosophical Idler Gifts

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Citizen of the world.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

"My life just doesn't seem real...It's like I'm just a character in a cartoon."

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

don't you think it might be significant that you only hear the ringing in your ears when you're at church?

Liberal: Any person with less conservative opinions than your own

Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

Human right/left.

'Ignore him, he always makes such a fuss when he has a cold.'

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

"Your faucet is running."

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

"I travelled a thousand miles to ask you, old wise one... when is a cliche cartoon no longer funny?"

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

The Thinker idly checking his phone.

Signs to nowhere & nothing.

"I got my education in the school of hard knocks. Trouble is, I keep repeating the course."