Philosophical Idler Prints

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Citizen of the world.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

"My life just doesn't seem real...It's like I'm just a character in a cartoon."

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

don't you think it might be significant that you only hear the ringing in your ears when you're at church?

Liberal: Any person with less conservative opinions than your own

Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

Yeah, I believe in a creator, but I'm not so sure about intelligent design. Epic Tale by Donna Doolil. Bob's Hat. A novel by Joe Poolz.

Human right/left.

'Ignore him, he always makes such a fuss when he has a cold.'

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

"Your faucet is running."

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

"I travelled a thousand miles to ask you, old wise one... when is a cliche cartoon no longer funny?"

Highway of Life. No "You" Turns Ahead.

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

Tonight's Topic - Eastern Religion. Didn't you study this in school? That was Zen. This is Tao.

The Thinker idly checking his phone.

Signs to nowhere & nothing.