Island Idler Prints

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Club Antisocial

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I blame global warming!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Arf! Arf!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."