Creative Idler Gifts

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

High School Schedule

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Hows it coming?'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

Cartooning

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Man spear fishing in book

'Venture capital' taking a chance.

"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

don't you think it might be significant that you only hear the ringing in your ears when you're at church?

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

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"What am I doing? Oh, web design, mostly... A little freelance illustration when I can find it."

Get rid of 'new' it's an old word.

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."