Idyllic Idler Mugs

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Citizen of the world.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

PIna Colada

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Easter Egg Island

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'