Island Reader Gifts

"Guess what, Bookchoice sent you the three books you said you wanted on a desert island!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Introducing Piza Island.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Fall on a desert island

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

This man is an island.