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"Guess what, Bookchoice sent you the three books you said you wanted on a desert island!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Chicken soup for the sole.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'