Reindeer Reader Gifts

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Christmas tree exchange

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"We've made a few changes."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

Dec. 26

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!