Dream Reader Gifts

"Gracie, I bought a lotto ticket based on the numbers you dreamed about yesterday!"

Panic ensues when the captain takes a nap and has a bad dream, having forgotten to turn off his microphone.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Paw readings

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

James Joyce.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

A Poet

Heaven

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Don Quichotte

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

Pirates