Dream Reader Gifts

Ok, ok, last page.

"Gracie, I bought a lotto ticket based on the numbers you dreamed about yesterday!"

Panic ensues when the captain takes a nap and has a bad dream, having forgotten to turn off his microphone.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

Paw readings

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

James Joyce.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Pirates

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

A Poet

Don Quichotte

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"