Irs Dodger Gifts

'Try and get it through your head, Parkins. Our clients don't want a CPA who received a medal from the IRS.'

Don't tax me, bro

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

Tax Attorney - 'All you can cheat $999.00'.

"There! That looks better."

"We interrupt this endless stream of mind-numbing adverts to bring you a TV programme..."

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

"Sorry, this is the Department of Wrong Places. You want the Bureau of Missed Appointments way-y-y-y-y-y-y down the hall."

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

'A mad tea party scene? Was Alice a spy for the I.R.S.?'

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'

"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."

'I've always gotten pleasure cheating on my income tax, but the creme de la creme is cheating via electronic filing.'

"I programmed your fitness watch to tell the truth."

"If my wife calls, I'm at the protest."

"If it's the reedy, gurgling 'cut-cut-turrrrr' of the long-billed marsh wren, I'm not here."

"I hate calling her—she always picks up."