Ironic Cookery Critic Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for a cookery critic with a sharp tongue and a love for irony? Our collection offers funny mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their culinary wit and love for witty critique. Whether they enjoy teasing friends over dinner or proudly display their sarcasm, our products add a touch of humor to their kitchen or personal style. Find something that matches their playful spirit and keeps their culinary judgments as sharp as ever.

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'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!' mockup

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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View to the Future

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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Too much cilantro

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie." mockup

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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"Is the MSG local?"

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"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?" mockup

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

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'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?' mockup

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

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Countervailing Clichés.

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"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette." mockup

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

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"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past." mockup

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

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'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.' mockup

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer." mockup

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

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"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..." mockup

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

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'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.' mockup

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone." mockup

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

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Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet. mockup

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

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'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.' mockup

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

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"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!" mockup

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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Happy hour.

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"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?" mockup

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

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"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?" mockup

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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Ironic Cookery Critic Gifts Collection

Ironic Cookery Critic Mugs

Love our witty mugs? Check out our full range of humorous and ironic products perfect for the sarcastic cookery critic.

Ironic Cookery Critic Pillows

Complete their living space with our humorous pillows, ideal for the sarcastic cookery critic’s lounge or kitchen.

Ironic Cookery Critic Prints

Explore our art prints that add humor and personality to any kitchen or dining area perfect for the ironic cookery critic.

Ironic Cookery Critic T-Shirts

Find even more clever and funny designs on our t-shirts collection, made for the witty cookery critic in your life.