Involved In A Hostile Takeover Gifts

'Your job is to make sure the contract is not fair to all parties.'

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Under new blame.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Human Recources Management

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?