Involved In A Hostile Takeover Prints

'Your job is to make sure the contract is not fair to all parties.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Under new blame.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Human Recources Management

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."