Hostile Takeover Analyst Gifts

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"It's not what you think."

Ebola Virus

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Calling the IDF

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Count Putin

Tension in middle east

The Boomerang Sanctions

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

Olive Branches and Soldiers

Hollow Victory.

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

'I was not prepared for this!'

Improvised Economic Device

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

G7

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

'It is a bad paper and, as a reviewer, I should reject it, but it cites five of my own papers...'

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

'Your job is to make sure the contract is not fair to all parties.'

Being a marine means you never have to say you're sorry.

Hamas Gaza Strategic Command

'The negotiations would go quicker if you'd stop flicking lit matches at me.'

The Israelis launch an air strike on Syria.

'It's a matter of interpretation...to a politician 'contract' like 'manifesto' simply means an 'empty promise'.'