Hostile Takeover Analyst Gifts

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Ebola Virus

"It's not what you think."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

The Boomerang Sanctions

Count Putin

Tension in middle east

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

G7

'I was not prepared for this!'

Improvised Economic Device

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

Hollow Victory.

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

Olive Branches and Soldiers

'It is a bad paper and, as a reviewer, I should reject it, but it cites five of my own papers...'

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

'Your job is to make sure the contract is not fair to all parties.'

Hamas Gaza Strategic Command

Being a marine means you never have to say you're sorry.

The Israelis launch an air strike on Syria.

'The negotiations would go quicker if you'd stop flicking lit matches at me.'

'Take this, Hamas!'

"Can I be in the control group?"