Infants Gifts

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Baby Advertising for Milk.

We named him after my father. John? No. Dad.

Playpen escape hatch.

"She's such a different person than she was before her nap."

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.

Who's a cutey?

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

I like the Jets...I guess

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Wildlife

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I told you it would be useful.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Santa Claus's Mail

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'The child is very illogical'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."