Infants Mugs

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Baby Advertising for Milk.

We named him after my father. John? No. Dad.

Playpen escape hatch.

"She's such a different person than she was before her nap."

Practice random acts of bodily fluids.

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.

Who's a cutey?

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

I like the Jets...I guess

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Wildlife

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Santa Claus's Mail

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

A midwife holding a baby

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'The child is very illogical'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."