Hygiene Nonchalance Gifts

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Humans are strange."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Loofah Lady

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.