Nonchalance Admirer Gifts

"Sure, Liz, come on up for a drink! And don't mind the place—it's a bit of a crime scene right now."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Skiing.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Snow flake

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Early model of baggage claim"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Punk Reindeer

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Yo ho ho!

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snapshots in Time

"Your remote control, sire."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Hairstyles

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

"This is your captain speaking."

'What's wrong with you?'

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Robert the Brucie.

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

Zombie Christmas

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

'It's a rock made of plastic.'