Nonchalance Aficionado Gifts

"I've learned not to worry."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

The Surly Yoof

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.

'The Streetwise Men.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

The Victorian Suburb

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'I miss my water bed.'

"He's beginning to recognize you"

Magna Carta Shock - Incorrect Royal Seal

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front