Nonchalance Gifts

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

Whatevs!

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'He's maturing early.'

"I feel your pain."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Do not think outside the box!

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Dare to be different.

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

'All ninteen layers of management agree: We have to cut some of our frontline employees if we're to stay competitive.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"It's not what you think."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.