Nonchalance Gifts

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

Whatevs!

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'He's maturing early.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I feel your pain."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Do not think outside the box!

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Dare to be different.

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Frank Zappa

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I beg to differ."

'All ninteen layers of management agree: We have to cut some of our frontline employees if we're to stay competitive.'

"It's not what you think."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Oh bugger cramp!'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.