Hygiene Nonchalance Pillows

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Humans are strange."

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Where's my glove?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Wash your hands

You have the worst spring breath.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."