Hygiene Conscious Musician Pillows

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Where's my glove?'

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Savoy Dental Salon

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."