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Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Where's my glove?'

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

Savoy Dental Salon

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."