Humorous Highlight Hoarder Gifts

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

Ernie, cramming a lifetime's worth of junk into every cupboard, closet and corner of your home makes you a hoarder, not a prepper.

The Tooth Fairy soon realized that her collection of teeth had gotten out of hand. She was a hoarder and needed help.

'He's so proud of his art collection.'