"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
Hoarder Of Laughs Gifts
Surprise the person who never misses a chance to laugh with our collection of fun, quirky gifts tailored for laughter enthusiasts. From amusing art prints to playful mugs and cheeky t-shirts, there's something to tickle every humor lover's fancy. Celebrate their love of comedy and wit with one-of-a-kind items that show you've noticed their joyful spirit and sense of humor.
"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"
"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."
"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."
Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'
"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."
'Right, now learn this trick...'
"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."
'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'
"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"
"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"
'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'
'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,
Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.
"My father said I was too big for my britches!"
"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."
Tragedy and Material
'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'
'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'
"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."
'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'
"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."
"It's weeder's elbow."
'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."
Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.
"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."
'I can't believe we do this for a living.'
Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).
Customs and Examinations.
"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"
"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."
"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."
Nancy Pelosi Gets a Speakership By Agreeing to Just Four More Years. How Many Years Does She Have Anyway?
'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'
Hoarder Of Laughs Gifts Collection
Hoarder Of Laughs Mugs
Browse our collection of humorous mugs to find the perfect funny gift for the ultimate hoarder of laughs.
Hoarder Of Laughs Pillows
Discover amusing and comfy pillows that add a splash of humor to any room or sofa.
Hoarder Of Laughs Prints
View our hilarious prints and posters, great for decorating with personality and sharing laughs.
Hoarder Of Laughs T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for comedy lovers who want to wear their humor with pride.