Hoarder Of Laughs Pillows

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

Tragedy and Material

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"It's weeder's elbow."

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Customs and Examinations.

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'