Hoarder Of Laughs Pillows

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Tragedy and Material

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"It's weeder's elbow."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Customs and Examinations.

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

Nancy Pelosi Gets a Speakership By Agreeing to Just Four More Years. How Many Years Does She Have Anyway?

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'