Hoarding Humorists Pillows

Hoarder Collie

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Born Cynical,,,,

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

Valentines for Real Estate

"His schlock has gravitas."

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

'Beats me why I took this place. No en-suite, no walk-in robe and no dining room!'

Estate agents lined up for sale during house-price slump.