Humorists On The Green Gifts

The natural selection process in golf.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"You have a good lie."

Minnesota Weather.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

This Bus Runs on Punditry

The walking dead

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

'I've decided to go straight!'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

"Oh stop moaning Kevin. We all have to do our bit to reduce our carbon emissions."

Road Safety

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

Bro Miliads

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

Egyptian snail...

Wheelburrows.