Humorists On The Green Mugs

The natural selection process in golf.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"You have a good lie."

Minnesota Weather.

This Bus Runs on Punditry

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

The walking dead

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'I've decided to go straight!'

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

Recycled humor.

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

"Oh stop moaning Kevin. We all have to do our bit to reduce our carbon emissions."

Road Safety

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

Bro Miliads

Egyptian snail...

Watch out for the blacktop. It's really hot. Not-So-Helpful Hints.

Wheelburrows.