Humorist Of Homemaking Gifts

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

How to Build a Bungalow

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Carpet Cows

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"What am I doing? Just cooking dinner with a little whine."