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Humorist Of Holy Tales Gifts
Looking for a gift for a humorist of holy tales? Discover products that blend spiritual tales with humor, creating cheerful, uplifting gifts. Ideal for those who love to find humor in divine stories. Whether it’s a light-hearted mug or a humorous print, these gifts bring a joyful twist to sacred themes, making them perfect for fans of divine wit and spiritual humor.
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
"We only got six days of funding."
"Guess who brought king cake!"
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Moses separating his Laundry.
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"
Night-time halo
"Well, we needed the rain."
'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'
"Surgery up here is free!"
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'
'It's not for myself, you understand."
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
"All we have left is standing room only."
"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
The Adventures of God
A surprise in heaven
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
'We've re-branded.'
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
"I do tech support for the cloud."
'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'
Humorist Of Holy Tales Gifts Collection
Humorist Of Holy Tales Mugs
Explore a wide range of mugs featuring humorist holy tales—sure to bring laughter and cheer to every coffee break.
Humorist Of Holy Tales Pillows
Check out our pillows that blend faith and humor, inspired by holy tales, for charming and uplifting home decor.
Humorist Of Holy Tales Prints
Browse prints that showcase the humorous side of holy tales, adding a joyful touch to your sacred space.
Humorist Of Holy Tales T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts celebrating divine wit with humorist holy tales. Perfect for sharing a smile wherever you go.