Humorist Of Holy Tales Pillows

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Night-time halo

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

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