Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Gifts

Looking for a gift for the humorist of haute cuisine? Find clever, funny, and stylish items that combine culinary passion with a dash of wit. These gifts are ideal for food lovers who enjoy a good laugh while celebrating the art of fine dining and gastronomy.

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'I think I'll go home and eat'

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

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"That's it. We’re toast."

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Soup of the month.

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Night of the Latkes

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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'The Burrito King.'

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"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram." mockup

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

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"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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A Club Sandwitch.

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"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread." mockup

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

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'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?' mockup

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

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"Fresh pepper spray?"

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.' mockup

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

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Where Deviled Eggs come from

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"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?" mockup

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

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"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.' mockup

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water mockup

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

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"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Gifts Collection

Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Mugs

Explore our full range of funny and clever mugs tailored for haute cuisine humorists—perfect for adding a splash of humor to their coffee breaks.

Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Pillows

Find humorous pillows that add personality to any kitchen or lounge where the haute cuisine humorist relaxes and recharges.

Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Prints

Browse our amusing and stylish prints that celebrate the fun side of haute cuisine—ideal for brightening up their culinary space.

Humorist Of Haute Cuisine T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty t-shirts designed for the culinary humorist—bring humor and style to their wardrobe and kitchen outings.