'I think I'll go home and eat'
Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Gifts
Looking for a gift for the humorist of haute cuisine? Find clever, funny, and stylish items that combine culinary passion with a dash of wit. These gifts are ideal for food lovers who enjoy a good laugh while celebrating the art of fine dining and gastronomy.
'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'
'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'
"That's it. We’re toast."
Soup of the month.
Night of the Latkes
As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
It turns out they don't go together so well,
"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."
'The Burrito King.'
"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."
Health and Safety Gone Mad.
A Club Sandwitch.
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."
'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'
"Fresh pepper spray?"
"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"
"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"
"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"
"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"
Where Deviled Eggs come from
I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.
'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'
A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water
'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'
"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."
Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup
'If you order...You can digest it in...'
"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."
"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."
Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Gifts Collection
Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Mugs
Explore our full range of funny and clever mugs tailored for haute cuisine humorists—perfect for adding a splash of humor to their coffee breaks.
Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Pillows
Find humorous pillows that add personality to any kitchen or lounge where the haute cuisine humorist relaxes and recharges.
Humorist Of Haute Cuisine Prints
Browse our amusing and stylish prints that celebrate the fun side of haute cuisine—ideal for brightening up their culinary space.
Humorist Of Haute Cuisine T-Shirts
Discover our collection of witty t-shirts designed for the culinary humorist—bring humor and style to their wardrobe and kitchen outings.