Culinary Humorists Gifts

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Orthopaedic Surgeon are we? Well, you'll enjoy our spare ribs as starters followed by a main course of either Leg of Lamb, Shoulder of Pork, or Neck Chops."

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."

The princess is busy but the cook would like to see you!

The cake diet.

Wine makes me sleepy!

"...Oh wait, it's just my reflection."

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'Nigella, you admit you have used cocaine??...'

Menu: Cock...

Tartar sauce.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"States of tofu"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Soup of the month.

6 Brothers Falafel

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."