Humor In Reading Pillows

A man and his dog both reading.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Sock Puppet in Literature

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Examination.

Apricots

'I've discovered you have feet of clay.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Book

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"I suggest you get more iron in your system and get the lead out."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

Hell's Schlegel

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.'