Humor In Books Pillows

"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Multi-Generational Books

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Apricots

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

A man and his dog both reading.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Dog training

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

Hell's Schlegel

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"