Humor In Books Gifts

"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Multi-Generational Books

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A man and his dog both reading.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Apricots

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Dog training

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Mister Oedipus.

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Hell's Schlegel

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."