Humor In Literature Gifts

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

Hell's Schlegel

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Multi-Generational Books

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

A man and his dog both reading.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Apricots

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Sea Horse outside saloon

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

D. H. Lawrence

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

Shakespeare Project

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."