Humor In Literature Fan Gifts

Jean Genet.

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Brothers Grime

Dating an English Major

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Multi-Generational Books

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Jack London

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Fish finder."