Reading About Humor Gifts

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Multi-Generational Books

Examination.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Apricots

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

A man and his dog both reading.

Obama of Oz.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Mister Oedipus.

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Book

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

D. H. Lawrence

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Shakespeare Project

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

Hell's Schlegel

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

Anthony Trollope

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."